Hott Babes on the Love Parade
After six long years of taking it in the hurty-hole from every punk in Sing-Sing I'm looking for a nice little lady for romance, long walks on the beach, but don't LOOK AT ME WHEN I TELL YOU NOT TO LOOK AT ME! If you don't get whiny then I won't get stabby. Me: big, hairy, tattoo of a giant American eagle on my back (USA still #1!) with cigarette in his beak and ex-wife's skull in his talons, race Causacian (still top 3!). You: little, Phillipino or other, can you talk in English?, I have cigarettes. Please write to me. I'm NOT going to hurt you, ever!
Anybody else participating in CNBC's challenge to win the Maserati GranSport? What have you invested in? Leave a comment. I'm up about $8,000
You: tall, attractive, slender, well dressed, long haired brunette, with blue eyes. I saw you at the Opera in May 2003. You were with what appeared to be your younger sister. It was Rossini's L'italiana in Algeri. In addition to your simple but elegant dress I could see you had discriminating taste for shoes, they appeared to be Via Spiga. I liked the fact that your beauty shined from the inside, that though attractive you did not flaunt it. What really struck me though were your eyes, the proverbial "window to the soul," it was obvious that your waters run deep. You had a composed and curious intelligence. I could just barely overhear fragments of your conversation. You were bi-lingual in Italian.
I saw you at the Safeway last night as I was perusing the wine section. I couldn't help but take notice as you pretended to ponder between a Cabernet Sauvignon and a Merlot (I should have told you that Ernest & Julio don't really differentiate between the two). I couldn't help but steal glances as you meandered along the wine section in search of that perfect bottle of wine to accompany whatever tasty meal you had planned. You were tall, maybe 5'10 or so, flowing dark hair that stopped around your shoulders, radiant blue eyes, snow white skin, and carrying a rather large cucumber in your hand.